#germs #floating virus particles

I’m currently sitting in a shitty plastic chair at the DDS, the Department of Driver Services. Or, as I’m experiencing it, a room full of Disgusting Dirty Sickees.

The amount of full-on snot snorts, coughs, hacks, burps, farts, barfs, and other noises of general uncleanliness and unhealthy living is remarkable.

It’s 30 times worse than an airplane and if I didn’t have to go to work after this, I’d go home and shower.

I might end up with lupus after this.