February 2012
1 post
October 2011
4 posts
September 2011
9 posts
#germs #floating virus particles
I’m currently sitting in a shitty plastic chair at the DDS, the Department of Driver Services. Or, as I’m experiencing it, a room full of Disgusting Dirty Sickees.
The amount of full-on snot snorts, coughs, hacks, burps, farts, barfs, and other noises of general uncleanliness and unhealthy living is remarkable.
It’s 30 times worse than an airplane and if I didn’t have...
August 2011
1 post
July 2011
7 posts
June 2011
3 posts
May 2011
1 post
April 2011
3 posts
March 2011
1 post
February 2011
2 posts
January 2011
4 posts
December 2010
2 posts
October 2010
1 post
August 2010
2 posts
Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos
I haven’t been too terribly successful with this here blog, now have I? I made a commitment to myself to keep it going and that commitment has faded like the haircut of that one dude from Kid n’ Play. The one with the high top fade, you know? Not the other dude. I believe he just kept his shit tight… Actually, he may have had tiny dreads, right? Wait, no, the dude with the high...
July 2010
2 posts
Babys R Us
Is a total shitbox. No other store can compete with their level of inconsistant merchandise and consistantly clueless employees.
I truly hate this awful store. Somebody put this place out of business.
June 2010
3 posts
I've had it with these balls of tar!
We just got back from a week in Florida. I am currently sitting at Cactus Carwash® getting the sand vacuumed from the interior and road wear and bug guts washed from the exterior.
(UPDATE): I am no longer currently sitting at the Cactus Carwash®. They were extremely quick, very thorough, and my number was called before I could finish this post. So, now, I am currently sitting on the toilet—as I...
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
1 post
The trees have got to come down.
Surprisingly, I remembered my password. It’s been a long hot minute since I’ve updated this mug. But my excuse flows with the theme of the blog. I’ve been stuck behind a growing, teething, congested, ear-infected minivan that won’t sleep past 4:00am. For the last 2-3 weeks, our baby has not slept worth a dog shit. It’s maddening, really. He’s almost 5 months...
March 2010
4 posts
"Why y'all gotta waste my flava? Damn!"
The great thing about the Kenny Fisher character was that every high school had one or two or three of these guys. We had just enough Kenny Fishers sprinkled throughout our own high school that made Seth Green’s acting far from exaggeratory. The clothes, the forced dialect, the obvious struggle to be accepted into a clique. Hey, Todd or Tim or any other painfully white name, if you’re...
Minivan trifecta.